Office Boredom

The Pill for youFor all of you out there who spend most of their time in the office. Here are a few things to cheer you up on Monday. Some nice quotes for the start:

  • Making mistakes is human, but it’s against our company’s policy. (Anonymous)
  • Our company’s dressing code: always cover your back. (Anonymous)
  • A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer. (Dean Acheson)
  • Tell your boss everything you think about him and the truth will set you free. (Anonymous)
  • Leisure time is that five or six hours when you sleep at night. (George Allen)
  • Less important you are in the company’s structure, more they will miss you when you’ll be out of office. (Bill Vaughan)
  • Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas. (Paula Poundstone)
  • The one that smiles when the things went wrong already found someone to blame. (Arthur Bloch)
  • I’ve noticed that the persons that arrive late in the office are more cheerful than the ones waiting for them (E.V.Lucas)

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